Sarcasm Slightly Cold

Stacy Schiff, biographer of Cleopatra VII and history of Egypt and Rome during her reign as Egypt’s queen is an entertaining writer with a sardonic sense of humor.

Wit of Schiff I: Cleopatra and Mark Anthony, after a three-year separation, reunited in 37 BC in Antioch. They rekindle their relationship, Cleopatra becomes pregnant, and they part again in early 36 BC, he for a military campaign in Parthia and she to go south to meet with Herod in Jerusalem.

In the course of the visit she met Herod’s fractious extended family…Herod had the misfortune to share an address with several implacable enemies, first among them his contemptuous, highborn mother-in-law, Alexandra…his insinuating mother; a grievance-loving, overly loyal sister; and Mariamme, the cool, exceptionally beautiful wife…who to his frustration, somehow could never get past the fact that Herod had murdered half her family.

Wit of Schiff II: Mark Anthony after conquering Armenia, which included parts of modern Turkey and Azerbaijan, in 34 BC, “returned to Alexandria in triumph, taking with him not only the collected treasure of Armenia, but its King, his wife, their children, and the provincial governors. Out of deference to their rank, he bound the royal family in chains of gold.

Trivia: No good, confirmed likenesses of either Cleopatra or Herod exist. Recently a bust from the Egyptian Taposiris Magna temple near Alexandria has been recovered which the archaeologist, Kathleen Martinez claims is a likeness of Cleopatra. Other experts disagree.

Source: Cleopatra: A Life by Stacy Shiff, 2010. Marble Bust Found, Gadgets 360, 2024.

Journalism – Tom Llamas and Ian Panell 2019

In October 2019, ABC “News” broadcast video supposedly from Syria, depicting an attack by the Turkish military on Kurdish town and civilians. ABC later apologized that the video was not from Syria but from a gun range in Kentucky in 2017.

Both ABC News anchor Tom Llamas and foreign correspondent Ian Panell described the video as a military bombing in Syria during their nightly broadcast. “This video, obtained by ABC News, appears to show the fury of the Turkish attack on the border town of Tal Abyad two nights ago,” said Panell, while Llamas also told viewers the footage appeared to show “Turkey’s military bombing Kurd civilians in a Syrian border town.

However, Gizmodo, a tech site, said the explosions in the video are very likely from a YouTube titled “Knob Creek Night Shoot 2017,” a biannual event hosted at a local gun range in West Point, Kentucky.

Source: Fake Bombing by Kayla Kibbe, InsideHook, 2019. Graphic: Beat the Press, PBS.